39 taupe Birkenstock Boston suede slides

Birkenstock Boston tan/taupe suede Size 39 Minor wear —— small scuff on toe, back of heel has small flaking in binding on the sole — need more photos? Ask! 👵🏽 Want that outdoorsy frumpy grandma look? 🧶 🍄 ✌🏽🧣🌞 Want to wear a shoe that screams “I spent my Saturday night knitting a scarf and drinking homemade Reishi, ginkgo, holy basil, lemonbalm, whatever-the-hell-else-that-hippy-from-trader-joes-sold-me tea”? 🦫🪒 🪞 Want to strut your stuff in a nice pair of shoes that will tell the world just how long it’s been since you’ve used a razor without telling the world just how long you’ve used a razor? (Fuck those giant corporations and their implicit sexualization of aesthetic-based grooming!!) 🏕 ✨ 🏔🪓🌲🚫 Want to imply that you love camping, but don’t actually go camping because you really don’t love camping? Look no further! Size 39, fits me (size 8) with a little wiggle room