May Your Coffee Be Stronger Than Your Toddler Mom Tee. As a mother of a 5 year and a 2 year old, I raise my coffee mug to you and wish you this: "May your coffee be stronger than your toddler" Sizes Small Medium & Large. Wine burgundy colored background with white graphic. Soft, slinky and stretchy 95% rayon and 5% spandex. Made in U.S.A. Small: Pit to Pit 15.5", length from shoulder 26" Medium: Pit to Pit 16.5", length from shoulder 27" Large: Pit to Pit 17.5", length from shoulder 28"