2 pairs of American Eagle/aerie shorties

New and unused, no tags aerie - Beige Ribbed Shorties size M American Eagle - Cozy Knit dark green Shorts size S Never worn ribbed shorts. High-waisted design. Button detail on front. The ones listed as M, though they are VERY stretchy, look like an XS/S… Never even tried on because there is no chance they will fit me. Can’t return because it’s technically underwear/pajamas