ASOS black-and-white floral short-sleeve button-up shirt

Will you look as hot as this model? AT THE VERY LEAST. I used to rock this pre-COVID, but then I decided to say F IT, and I gained 50 pounds. So this shirt wants to be on your body. It's a L and it fits someone with a 40-42" chest. It's 97% cotton with 3% elastane so it has a little bit of stretch if you really want it to hug your sexy arm muscles. Wear this shirt, please. It's too good to go to waste.