ASOS tiered pencil with lace detail

Ok so this is kinda sneaky sexy, like it's borderline work acceptable until you sit down. I encourage you to wear it to work and act like you dont know you look incredible in it. Make all the men in the office very nervous. I'm 5'4 for reference. Zips on the side, a little shorter in front than in back, slits on both sides, lace detail peeking out below. Still very black, doesn't look like it's faded from washes.