Like pet parrots and birthmarks, you will have The Big Mood Forever. Unbelievably cozy. Wear it over sweaters and turtlenecks, denim shirts and tees. Wear it with jeans, trousers, dresses, nothing! (If the delivery guy arrives with your food just as you step out of the shower, etc.) The point is, you'll wear it 24/7. Celery Juice is our take on a quilted bomber. Quilted, super luxe, all-season tech-y fabric. Side seam pockets, and giant patch pockets on the front, so you can fit your airpods, dog bags, wallet, sunglasses, and house keys and be like, "Ooo look at me I'm so chill I don't even need a purse." Watch out: everyone in your life will try to borrow this one and "forget" to return it.