American Eagle Outfitters dress. Good condition, ready to make another lady hot.

Moms calls me "Ohshitimlate." Usually with gusto as she pairs me with leggings and boots, yells for "Wherearethefuckinkeys" and then drives (too fast for my taste) on streets with blinking lights, where pedestrians raise their middle fingers and tell her to slow down. She says they just want to get a better look at how hot she is.