American Living short dress

A cream American Living short dress was thrilled for her debut at a theater matinee, imagining herself looking effortlessly chic under the stage lights. But things quickly took a turn when she was seated between two people who apparently hadn’t seen a play in years. One kept coughing dramatically every time a character said "love," and the other spent the entire first act explaining the plot to her confused date. By intermission, she found herself with a small spill of red wine from an enthusiastic applause—her delicate fabric now dotted with the remnants of someone’s poorly timed cheer. "Next time, I’ll just stick to a movie," she thought, as she tried to shake the wine stains and her dignity off.