Anthropologie Hei Hei Green Linen Shorts

RP: Anthropologie Hei Hei Green Linen Shorts. Amazing shape! Nice and soft. No pulls or stains. However, I have a problem. I understand I live in Satan's ball sack (HOUSTON) and its always 159ºF for 11 months out of the year, but I probably have more shorts than any one girl SHOULD own. Please buy these lovelies before I change my mind AGAIN. Please ask all questions prior to purchase. Thanks!