Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea -- Chelsea Handler

<b>Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.</b> <p/>When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. <p/>In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to <i>Private Benjamin</i>, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. <i>Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea</i> showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.<br><br><b>Author:</b> Chelsea Handler<br><b>Publisher:</b> Gallery Books<br><b>Published:</b> 12/29/2009<br><b>Pages:</b> 272<br><b>Binding Type:</b> Paperback<br><b>Weight:</b> 0.50lbs<br><b>Size:</b> 8.20h x 5.30w x 0.80d<br><b>ISBN:</b> 9781416596363