Ass-tonishing Vintage Donkey Planter: Holds Your Flowers AND Your Sass

Introducing the vintage donkey planter that's a real ass-et to any home! This cheeky chap is ready to carry the weight of your plant babies in his twin saddlebags. Crafted in 1975 by the renowned Albertas Molds, this piece is a testament to the golden age of kitsch. Measuring a substantial 18" wide and 18" tall, he's a statement piece that'll bring a smile to anyone's face. Made from high-quality ceramic, this donkey is built to last, unlike your last relationship. Don't miss out on this chance to own a piece of pottery history with a side of sass. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Alright, treasure hunters, get ready to loot this estate sale! We've got mountains of unique goodies waiting to be snatched up. Hit that "follow" button faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer to stay in the loop and snag the best finds.