€ BOOTS AND BADASS BABES

Yesterday Mommy and Daddy decided for me that Willard is far too huge and dangerous for a girlie-girl like me. Geesh, I was flying Willard before I could walk. Lots of drama. Lots of yelling, lots of screaming, lots of real f-bombs from Mommy. Not a real problem until Daddy declared it time to turn Willard into lots of new boots for the army. The drama ended with lots of screams, lots of shrieks, lots of girlie-boy crying and begging. Willard eating Mommy and Daddy was quite amusing. The army was righteously really eager to proclaim me Queen Olivia the First. Want a Bestest Dragon Friend of your own? Milo is the gal...er, Orc, to see. 0115__1800