Banana Republic Black Ruffle Collar Short Dress, size Petite 2P

You'll look drop dead gorgeous when you don this chic Banana Republic getup to Great Aunt Gladys' graveside gala. Sure, the dress is probably sexier than it should be, given the somber occasion. And sure, the ruffles seem almost playful when you consider the hardships and things Great Aunt Gloria endured in her 89 years. Why, your Great Aunt Gwen was many things: stubborn, flat footed, a b!tch. But the one thing she wasn't was your Aunt. She wasn't related to you at all. In fact, you just saw a funeral procession and decided to follow it to see where it ended up. So, as they lower your Great Aunt Gadfly or whatever her name was into her forever hole, you can seek the warmth and comfort of solace in the arms of one of her 12 handsome grandsons, who definitely, 100% are not your cousins. Slay Queen. Size Petite 2P