Banana republic sweater, DONATED

Nvr worn but no tags.SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I PULL THE TAGS OFF ANOTHER ITEM ILL NEVER WEAR!Seriously,what is the underlying psychological condition that causes me to do that.Wishful thinking?too fickle?Brazen stupidity? Looks cute w thigh high boots but whenever I put it on all I could hear in my head was Randy from American idol “yeah it’s a no for me dawg”. Wear it next fall when u go apple picking at an orchard in Virginia or some shit