BeBop Button Bib Mini Dress Size M

Be still and listen. Can you hear it? That's the sound of this dress screaming. What's it screaming? It sounds a lot like, "BBBBBUUUUUUYYYYY MMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!" Or perhaps it's pleading to it's God, "WWWWHHHHHYYYYY MMMMMEEEEE???!!!" Hmm. I'd tell you which but I don't think you'll like the answer, so let's move on to the other things this dress screams. It's been known to wail for various styles of shoe or accessories. Shhh...listen. "BBBBLLLLAAAACCCKKK LLLEEEEGGGGIIIINNNGGGSSS!!!!... SSSSIIIIMMMMPPPLLLEEE FFFLLLAAATTTSSS!!!" Yes, it just wailed to us, "Black leggings!" followed by a demand for, "Simple flats!" If you're like me and tend to ask questions about things you don't quite understand, don't. Don't question the instances it's too warm to wear black leggings, or those times when simple flats are too informal, because this dress makes the rules. Give it what it wants and it won't disrupt your first day of school. Give it what it wants and it won't scream obscenities at the other candidates for the job you are interviewing for. "RRRRAAAASSSPPPBBBEEERRRRYYYY BBBBEEEERRRREEETTT!!!" There it goes again. Just remember what I told you, okay? Don't question the dress. Say it with me. Don't question the dress. One more time. Don't question the dress. Perfect. You'll get along just fine. So go ahead and do the thing down at the bottom and buy this dress. "RRRRRRIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT NNNOOOWWW!!!" You heard the dress. Size M.