Who wears short shorts?! YOU WEAR SHORT SHORTS! Good for you, because these itty bitty shorts are crazy comfy and you'll never want to take 'em off. The great thing about these shorts is that when people stare at them, they stare back. I bought these from another posher but lost a bunch of weight unexpectedly about the same time I got these so they never fit. I ship usually the same day or next day USPS is open. From animal and smoke free home. Cross-posted