Book: Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus by Dave Barry

Hardback, bought new. Still nearly-new condition. No marks, stains, or dog-ears. Dust jacket has minor creasing and a small rip (see pics). "Whether he's joining the U.S. synchronized swim team ("Picture a bunch of elegant swans swimming with me, a flailing sea cow") or reliving the Pilgrims' first Thanksgiving ("We've decided to obliterate your culture, but first may we try the stuffing?"), nationally-syndicated columnist Dave Barry proves that one Pulitzer-winning humorist can make a difference in the world--by having the guts to answer such questions as: What happens when you shoot Gymnast Barbie out of a potato gun?, Where do the World's Three Most Boring People meet?, and Why is Colorado freezing so many human gonads?"