Bring the Caulks to your Bachelorette party

On this episode.. The young small Caulks outnumber the big Caulks this year so there'll be trouble and wet beds at the hotel where the big Caulk family reunion is going on. Put a bunch of hard headed young Caulks together and it becomes inevitable that at least a few of them will slide up in on some trouble. Little Woody sneaks off to Chub E Cheese and wins a helmet from the claw machine. His head swells and gets too big for his own good. Not knowing what to do, he grows some balls and gets cocky. He beats off a waiter trying to help him out of his high chair. He runs out as fast as he can. 5 seconds and its over. Dick Melts goes on his first date and gets played with. His date finds a lump the size of a coffee bean on him. She blames herself and vows to never play with Dick again. Dick wonders if hes going to die a virgin and if the vanilla lattes hes been sneaking everyday after school are to blame for both the lump and him dying a virgin Willy gets stuck in a hard place and ends up in jail when he bounces his balls on the wrong table and spits on a lady. He's too young to know any better, plus he's a Caulk and that's just what Caulks do. Coming up I've had my share of Caulks and they can be a handful. All that spitting gets pretty messy too. I'll take the big Caulks and you take the little ones. This is gonna be fun. I've never taken on this many Caulks at one time before. Don't worry I know a thing or two about some Caulks and we can handle these Caulks just fine