Do you live in or near the desert and want to embrace your environment by dressing up as a cactus? Looking for something festive to wear to a cinco de mayo party? Feeling prickly and not sure how to communicate this without coming off as a jerk? Going to a Wild West themed party but really don’t feel like being a sexy cowgirl because that just isn’t your gig because your reality is that you recently had a baby so you don’t feel like a sexy anything so you might as well just dress up as a cactus? Ha uhh yeah… me neither Look no further. I got you covered.