Planning on a cesarean? Planning on a second cesarean and looking for sweatpants that aren’t gonna rub up on that initial incision? Planning on a winter postpartum experience where you intend on lounging comfortably? I got you covered. I don’t know why the label doesn’t read Gap Maternity but this are most certainly maternity pants. Low ball offers do not offend me. Sexism, homophobia, racism and ableism now that’s offensive. Make an offer, if it’s not worth my energy, I will simply decline. That’s how I roll. The pants are a Merlot color. Not quite red, not quite purple. The color isn’t really showing up and after four photos, I gave up. I am tired.