COMING SOON: Authentic Dad Jeans™

My father is a genuine Rad Dad. He has worn Levi's 505s since before I was born and wears a pair for trips to Olive Garden until his oversized wallet wears through the pocket. Once that occurs, they become "work jeans," which does not imply business-casual, oh no. That means they mow the lawn and paint the shutters. Once the worn pocket has a full butt-blowout or the holes in the knees become embarrassing to a proper Dad, the jeans get saved (for some inexplicable reason,) "just in case." Well, I finally convinced him to give them up. A curated collection of genuine Dad Jeans™ will be hitting Poshmark soon, complete with oil and paint stains, knee holes that were earned - not given, and a hole in the back panel that has my father very worried that "girls' butts will be hanging out." Most are a 32/30. All either Levi's 505s or classy black Lee denim. Also jorts. Like this listing for the first pair when they go live. Comment if you'd want a note from my dad with the jeans, and I'll work him for some corny dad content if there's enough interest. 😉