Cheatin Dillon's Beach Lunch Lounge XL Long Sleeve Button-Up 90s Striped Shirt

Beach Lunch Lounge Comfy Rayon Blend Multicolor Striped Front Pocket Long Sleeve Button-Up Shirt In the 90s, I was dating this really hot guy named Dillon. I met him at the beach while he was surfing. He had a studio apartment close by. We clicked almost immediately, and I would spend most of my weekends there. Until one day, I found a woman's thong on his floor that wasn't mine 😡. I was so upset. I got dressed super fast and left while he was in the bathroom. I didn't realize I had put on his amazingly comfortable multicolor striped shirt. "Oh well, he doesn't even deserve to have this shirt," I said to myself. Anyways, when I get upset, I like to comfort myself by mindlessly eating things like a hoover vacuum. I went straight to the little hot dog stand at the beach and got my favorite dog. I covered it with extra mustard, ketchup, and relish. I cried all over that hot dog and got mustard everywhere. I thought I had cleaned it up pretty good, but there is still a faint stain left behind. I ghosted Dillon, and I am never giving him his shirt back. That story wasn't real. This shirt is a modern-day women's shirt, but the stain is real (See last photo) and the hoover vacuum part. Size XL (See photos for measurements and description) Coastal Lounge Loungewear Comfy Retro 90s Clowncore Streetwear Hipster Grunge Indie Preppy Boho Bohemian Anthropologie Free People Lucky Brand Gap Eddie Bauer Banana Republic Calvin Klein