Coach Prime Nike Hoodie

FOR SALE: $1,000,000 or make a realistic offer of around $45. The Legendary Coach Prime Hoodie (Men’s, Nike, Medium) Are you ready to channel your inner Prime Time? This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a wearable ticket to greatness. Perfect for leading your team to victory, moonwalking into meetings, or just flexing on everyone at the grocery store. Features Include: • Style So Fly: Black and gold combo screams “I was born to dominate.” • Autographed Pocket: Signed by Coach Prime himself! Touch it, and you might gain an instant +10 in swag. • Nike Power: This medium-sized beauty is built for athleticism…or lounging on the couch pretending you’re athletic. • Performance Enhancing: Legend has it that wearing this hoodie can improve your 40-yard dash time by at least 0.00001 seconds. Condition: Pre-owned but practically radiating greatness. It’s so smooth that you might just feel like you’re walking into the end zone of life. Warning: Wearing this hoodie may cause the following side effects: • Uncontrollable confidence • Increased touchdown celebrations (in your living room) • Random people calling you “Coach” Price: $1,000,000 OBO (Prime Time ain’t cheap, but I’ll consider trades for a gold-plated DeLorean or a year’s supply of wings.) Act fast—this hoodie will not only sell quickly but probably become the stuff of legends!