Day Birger et Mikkelsen, designer wrap dress, bold and beautiful, very small

My first memories are from Malibu before traveling to the rugged Pacific Northwest where troglodytes abound and have no appreciation for the class and sophistication I bring. Moms wore me around the house a few times, but now claims she is too "muscular" to properly fit...Whatever. I can hear her in the kitchen now getting intimate with the salt and vinegar Lays.