Deep plunge high leg slit gold dress

Oh God. This dress. If you want to accidentally show off both your boobs AND your vajayjay this is the dress for you. I bought this dress online from American Apparel and held on to the belief that one day, when I was thinner, it would look amazing. But I think you need to be much taller than I am to pull this off. Never worn, tried on once a year. I even had my husband try it on once for kicks, and he looked better in it than I did.