Depressing Affirmations 2025 Wall Calendar with Hilarious Quotes 14" x 11.5"

Introducing the 2025 Depressing Affirmations Wall Calendar — because who needs pep talks when life’s already giving you all the "inspiration" you need? Each month, let our hilariously bleak affirmations remind you that, hey, aiming low just makes it easier to feel successful. Printed on high-quality paper stock with durable spiral binding and a centered hole for wall hanging, this 14" x 11.5" calendar promises to keep each month’s disappointment securely displayed all year long. The 2025 Depressing Affirmations Wall Calendar is the ideal holiday or birthday gift for friends, family, or anyone who needs a good laugh (or a reality check). Because let's face it: not everyone is destined to be inspirational. So hang it up, embrace the gloom, and remember: If at first you don’t succeed, it’s probably a sign.