Do you want to be Superman?

Have you ever wanted to be a superhero but board meetings and alarm clocks interrupt your dreams? Is kryptonite your true kryptonite? Are dad jokes told over craft beers your way of coping with your deep shame for being so “regular”? Wear this under all your clothes, every day. Because one day your time will come, you will rip off that really cool Tapout T-shirt and expose yourself for the hero you are. The hero we all need.