Eagle Creek Big Fuggin 60 L Mens Vinyl Duffel Bag, Packable

Guys!? Been looking for a heavy-duty duffle to throw your sheet in when the ol' lady kicks your ass outta the house? This bag will survive a throw from the second story window! Your precious stuff inside will break, but not escape this bag! Made of a macho PolyVinyl material, this bad boy will last four or five divorces and will outlive you with its lifetime warranty! Look at the pics! It even folds and zips down to a small size for convenient back pocket storage, just in case she start hollering out of nowhere! True Story: Guy in NYC bag store gave me no deals on this. I bought two huge duffles from him but he didnt budge at all. It was and still is $149! I'm selling it for $185, cuz PM is a beech and takes 20%! Price is FIRM! This aint a garage sale! Go online and find it cheaper with shipping and I'll matchy match the shipped price. Gawd! yes I'll unzip the bag eventually and take a photo of it unfurled, if you will.