Elf on the delft

Looking to buy a new Elf. Being raised in Ireland we did not know anything about the Elf. And when I finally found the bugger last year apparently, being a little deaf, I heard the words Elf on the delft, which is European dishes, Elf on the shelf I guess has a different outcome for the poor lad. So, this year I am on the hunt for a new Elf, anyone got a one to spare 🤷🏻‍♂️⁉️⁉️