Emotional Support Gumby or Dog Toy?

Dog toy, for the doggo who already has a million plush toys with disembodied squeakers? Or emotional support Gumby for adults who don't have a dog and need a tiny green shoulder to cry on. Your call. Dogs don't even get the historical reference (except maybe for Border Collies). Brand new, still attached to his hang tag thing. He squeaks, until a dog gets his dirty little Fritos-smelling paws on it. 9" tall. Add on to a bundle for no additional shipping. Smoke-free home with a doggo who already has a million plush toys with disembodied squeakers. Fyi, you can buy replacement squeakers in bulk and sew them back in, a lifesaver for those favorite toys. Doggo won't know the difference (except maybe for Border Collies).