The year is something between 2002-2007; the place, literally any bar or club anywhere on the planet. People won't stop buying you drinks and propositioning you for sex. Why, you ask? Because you're wearing this, the coolest goddamn mid-aughts shirt to ever be designed. Remember 'metrosexual'? Well, that term is problematic, but this shirt captures the spirit of that bizarro time better than anything. I mean for chrissake, it's got a velvet lion on it! And it's soft! Nice condition, size small. Scoop it up, wait five years when the Gen Z'ers have moved on from the 90s shtick, and sell it for a huge upcharge.