FOR SALE!!! tape measure used to measure this drill bit (drill bit not included)

see the drill bit? you ain't getting it! I am selling the tape measure only. the tape measure may have miniscule bits of my DNA on it, such as dry dead skin particles or saliva . I mean i might've open mouth sneezed on it or I might've unconsciously touched my lips or picked my teeth or somethin before handling the tape measure. I really don't know as I have not been keeping track of such things. The dead skin is most likely a thing though, i mean i think the outer layer of human skin is always kind of slowly dying and shedding or something. try to relax, i'm not a freakin' scientist! i wish i was though, scientists are cool. you might think the price is a bit low. idc what you think . i'm grown and i can think for myself. you ain't the boss of me.