Faux Poo

Faux dog poo for people. New in package, unopened. Impressive likeness to my doggo's business. I don't have to tell you the possibilities fake dog poo presents are endless and potentially hilarious. But how the heck does one categorize this?? I'm thinking Home--Accents. *Approximately 2" W x 4" L *Not for kids under 3, and definitely not for dogs.