Faux Real 3D Photo-Realistic Xmad Beer Belly Shirt

Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you're going to this year? Well this t-shirt will allow you to take the lazy way out by making you look like a fat hairy ugly man that is stuffed into a sweater vest, which will give you a similar look if you were to stuff some meatloaf into a empty roll of toilet paper. Not only will you look hairy and ugly, but your man boobs will be protruding out the front of the sweater, your buttons will be grasping onto every last thread trying to hold your shirt together, your gut will be bulging far past the end of your sweater, and extra points if you spot what looks to be the top of a missletoe plant above the fat ugly man's belt line. Size XL