Fishtail Bandage Midi Dress

THE PERFECT DRESS TO WEAR TO YOUR EX'S WEDDING Listen, this dress was designed to destroy men. Made from heavyweight stretch bandage fabric and clever panelling to really flatter your figure, you will stop traffic (and potentially cause accidents!) every time you wear this one out. Unless you're under 115 pounds, in which case you can forget it. This one hung off me in such a sad way that I couldn't bring myself to model it for you. If you don't at least have SOME curves... honey, this one ain't for you. But if you have a little oomph and ooh-la-la (ahem, actual T&A) then this dress is the Ferarri you've been waiting for! So get your gorgeous self into this dress and ruin his special day by showing up in this! Measurements: bust: 33"-36" waist: 26"-29" hip: 33"-37" length: 41"