For Bright Legal MInds Who Have It All -- Bruce Miller

<p>Do you work with, know, or appreciate lawyers and judges and the hard work they do? Do you want to give them a laugh?</p><p><br></p><p>Anyone in the legal field will love this book that gives a humorous and praiseworthy look at the legal sector! Filled with unusual lawyer stories, hilarious judicial decisions, little-known legal facts, funny courtroom and law office events, World Records, and much more.</p><p><br></p><p>Revealing the lighter side of the legal profession, it's the perfect and unique gift for the Holidays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, stocking stuffer, a birthday, or an enjoyable surprise gift anytime!</p><p><br></p><p><em>Excerpts, </em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Trial lawyer: "Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?"</em></p><p><em>Doctor: "All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight."</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>A judge in Kentucky was happy to dismiss a case before trial, "Quite frankly, I would have rather jumped naked off of a 12-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two-week trial of the dispute herein. A trial, which no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory."</em></p><p><br></p><p>Also features, </p><p><br></p><ul><li>World records for the longest jury trial, </li><li>The lawyer who won 245 consecutive jury murder cases in a row, </li><li>The l