French Connection Wizard Dress size 0

Laboring under the delusion that I could fit into a FCUK 0, I bought this for St Patrick's Day 2009 from Macy's (on sale for $50 I think). Hung onto it because it almost fits and would be so flattering if I could lose some boob weight, but it's just not going to happen. Strapless style in Kelly green with pockets and an exposed back zipper. Definitely runs small in the boob area. Style code 71HJ3, 98% COTTON 2% ELASTANE. PayPal okay, I would consider trade for another FCUK dress...