Green Sweater

Up for sale is a really comfortable, green sweater. I’m not going to lie, I thought this was made from bamboo when I first bought it. I mean, how cool would that be? You just have to watch out for pandas, and those suckers are almost entirely in zoos. I can’t remember the last time I ran into a panda on the street…. Nevertheless, warm when it’s cold, comfortable when it’s cool, and you’ll look dapper…. (Wrinkles left to show how long it’s been in my dresser drawer.)