Happy Sailed Off Shoulder Floral Print Maxi Dress

A blue off-shoulder floral maxi dress was thrilled to be chosen for a baby shower, dreaming of soft pastels, cute decor, and light refreshments. She imagined herself gliding through the party, her floral pattern perfectly in theme. But as soon as she arrived, chaos ensued. First, her off-shoulder sleeves slipped every time she reached for a snack, making her look like she was doing an awkward shimmy. Then, during the “guess-the-baby-food-flavor” game, someone bumped into her, spilling a jar of mystery puree down her skirt. As she tried to dab it off, a toddler mistook her flowing fabric for a hiding spot and promptly hid under her hem. “This is not the shower I signed up for,” she thought, sighing as she became a human play tent.