Hot Girl Summer Striped Yellow Shirt

This shirt is like that one guy you met on match.com. You’re embarrassed you paid for it so you feel obligated to like it, even though it is not a match, .com or not. This shirt is cute. It’s nice. However, I bought it in the hopes when I got tan it would align better with my skin tone only to discover it did not. Men and mustard yellow are the same, they either suit you or they do not, and we do not need to change ourselves. This shirt still has hopes of finding its soulmate. Is that you?