How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You -- The Oatmeal

<b>The Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, including "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats," plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious #1 <i>New York Times </i> best seller from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. Includes pull-out poster!</b> <p/>If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. <i>How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You</i> is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.<br><i>How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You</i> presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A bonus pullout poster is included at the back of the book.<br><br><b>Author:</b> The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman<br><b>Publisher:</b> Andrews McMeel Publishing<br><b>Published:</b> 10/09/2012<br><b>Pages:</b> 136<br><b>Binding Type:</b> Paperback<br><b>Weight:</b> 1.10lbs<br><b>Size:</b> 9.00h x 7.00w x 0.50d<br><b>ISBN:</b> 9781449410247<br><br><b>Review Citation(s): </b><br><i>Publishers Weekly</i> 08/27/2012 pg. 60<br><p><b>About the Author</b><br>Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, TheOat