I HAVE EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMER'S - MOTIVATED TO SELL- MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN

BEFORE READING FURTHER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL PACKAGE AS MANY ITEMS AS POSSIBLE IN A LARGE PRIORIY SHIPPING BOX IN ORDER TO SAVE YOU POSTAGE. JUST THINK OF THE MONEY YOU COULD SAVE! I WORK FOR YOU, AND I WANT TO TRY TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LOT LESS HECTIC THAN IT ALREADY IS :) I HAVE EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMER'S DOING GREAT FOR THE TIME BEING MOTIVATED TO SELL. PLEASE HELP ME! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE BEFORE MY MEMORY STARTS TO GO. THAT'S WHY I'VE DRASTICALLY REDUCED PRICES. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE, I'LL DO MY BEST TO MAKE THE SALE HAPPEN FOR YOU, PERHAPS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN CLOTHING. I WILL PLACE AS MANY PIECES AS POSSIBLE IN A LARGE PRIORITY BOX. THAT WAY YOU WILL BE CHARGED ONE SHIPPING PRICE FOR MANY ITEMS. I'M DOING MY BEST TO WORK WITH YOU, MY CUSTOMER. I DON'T LIKE AIRING MY HEALTH PROBLEM IN PUBLIC. BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO GET THE WORD OUT HOW GRAVE THINGS ARE FOR ME, AND HOW SERIOUS THIS SALE MEANS TO ME. I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY. I WOULD LIKE YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN THIS MATTER, AND PERHAPS ALLOW ME TO RID MYSELF OF MY POSSESIONS WHILE I STILL HAVE MY FACULTIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.