Idiots: Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes -- Laura Clery

<b>INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER</b> <p/><b>A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the "</b><b>honest, complicated" (<i>SheKnows</i>)</b><b> <i>Idiot</i>.</b> <p/>TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING! <p/> In her first book, <i>Idiot</i>, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery--establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, "How did we get here?" Sex. Sex is how we got here. <p/> Laura's life has changed a great deal since she wrote <i>Idiot</i>, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood--plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). In <i>Idiots</i>, Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about: <p/>-Mucus plugs, vacuum extraction, and adult diapers<br> -Dousing doulas, VagTime, and pelvic organ prolapse<br> -Vaginismus, laxative overdose, and accidental lactivism<br> -Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation<br> -Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor's face<br> -ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne<br> -Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging<br> -Stephen's ch