This green Jessica Simpson T-shirt dress was ready for a relaxing day at the nail salon, but things quickly took a turn. Between picking out the perfect polish and dodging a spilled bottle of glitter, it was already working overtime. At one point, it somehow ended up with a stray cotton ball stuck to its pocket and almost got painted when the nail tech waved her brush a bit too wide. By the end, it smelled faintly of acetone, had tiny flecks of polish on the hem, and was low-key traumatized by the vibrating massage chair. This dress has lived the nail salon life—and it's ready for its next adventure.