John Mulaney School Shirt

Name: John Mulaney School Shirt
Brand: Hand Crafted
SKU: 60df428a2f3d19d930932f89
Price: 22.0 USD
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"I have friends that wear shirts that say 'school' on it" I think this is my all-time favourite standup segment ever. Hey, John It's college, you remember? Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it's money! -College End scene. I do offer these in unisex sizing, so they are a little sloppy if you're a true size! It is machine washable, but make sure to turn it inside out before you wash! It is HTV on so it will last wash and wash again! Designed and made by ME!

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lunaseeshopping My favorite still…quack quack. “You're a 22-year-old temp, and you're so hungover, and you just wanna die every day. And then that happens in front of you, and I don't know, gives you hope?” Tears. Everytime!!!

Aug 07Reply

lunaseeshopping “…Now, that's debatable. But rather than debate that point, Mary brought up a new, separate, but interesting point… which was, “Ducklings!” But Mr. Finch, ever the realist about his own age and mortality… said, “Ah, too old to be a duckling!” As if to say, “My duckling days are behind me. Mary, don’t you see? I’m a duck now. And to prove it… Well, I'll say just about the most famous catchphrase a duck has… ‘Quack, quack.’” 🤣🤣🤣

Aug 07Reply

lunaseeshopping Like, his money was in molasses or something. He owned this web company. I have no idea why he owned this web company. I think he won it in a rich man's game of dice and small binoculars, or something. . Mr. Finch wore linen suits. He had suspenders, he had a bow tie, he had a hat, he had a cane with an ivory handle. I’m giving you more description than you need, 'cause I need you to believe me. This was a real person I knew in the 21st century. Can’t stop 🤣🤣.

Aug 07Reply

lunaseeshopping That, and the whole bit with his mom and meeting Bill Clinton and then his dad’s response…”mmmmm, dinner” a fan being concerned about Petunia…just naturally funny. “College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?’.” McDonald’s!….lol And…"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair." Love him.

Aug 07Reply