ηεω Kermit Attacked By Killer Sweater... Authentic Shaver Lake Casuals Navy Blue

But that's none of my business...🐸☕️ Perpetrator is reported to be navy blue, has a tattoo of a pocket on her left arm and goes by street name of Authentic Shaver Lake Casuals or, as her homies like to call her, ASLCeee-"Fizzle." Be on the lookout (BOLO) for: ASLC "Fizzle" Fizzle escaped from her closet and is wanted for assault and battery charges against a one, "Kermit T. Frog." Perp's Approx Flat Lay Measurements: 🐸 Underarm to underarm: 19" 🐸 Shoulder to hem: 25" 🐸 Quality draping 🐸 Has a soft side 🐸 Long-sleeve 🐸 Crew neck 🐸 Perfect If you see this killer 100% cotton sweater, authorities are urging people to please buy it…