Kill the Farm Boy by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne

This book has only been read once and is in very good condition. There is a slight crease in the lower left hand corner but other than that it is great. This book is a mix of fantasy and comedy. Once upon a Time, in a faraway Kingdom, a hero, the chosen one, was born... and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a chosen one, but he is unlike anyone who has ever been chosened. And there is a far away kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, when a quest goes painfully awry, it's up to a talking goat, a mighty warrior who resents her chainmail bikini, an assassin with a fear of chickens, and a cursed fuzzy-tailed bard to set everything aright. Beset by evils of the Dark Lord Toby, this intrepid company journeys toward the most peculiar happily ever after that ever once upon a timed.