LINGUA FRANCA Valentine's Day CASHMERE BREAKUP SOCKS Sponsor My Therapy Journey!

⭐SHOP FOR A GOOD CAUSE - All proceeds from this sale go directly to my therapy fund, ensuring I'm one step closer to emotional sanity! 👣Peony pink perfection: These 100% cashmere socks-which measure 9.5" toe 2 heel-are the epitome of elegance, just like the ill-fated romance that led to their existence. 🧦These socks, in their peony pink splendor, bear the indelible marks of a love gone sour--a "K" for Kevin, the rogue who left me stranded in Mexico faster than you can say "Tequila sunrise," and an "M" for me, the hapless heroine who found solace in leftover Valentine's pastries. 💔 Ah, but the memories! As I slipped these socks on the morning of Valentine's Day 2023, little did I know the bombshell that awaited–my ex-fiancé, declaring his sociopathic tendencies faster than you can say "telenovela plot twist." And with his suitcases off he rode in a golf cart fit for a villain, leaving me tearfully chasing him in these very socks like a lovestruck fool. 🕰️ But fear not, for time heals all wounds, even those inflicted by a man with questionable taste in religious affiliations. And though a small tear graces the left sock-a poignant metaphor for the holes in my heart-I have survived & these socks are ready to embark on a new adventure with you! 💖Own a piece of romantic history: These socks are more than just footwear; they're a symbol of resilience, laughter, & the triumph of the human spirit.