*LOCAROPA NOTHING FOR SALE UNDER $50. NO FREE SHIPPING. NO BUNDLES. NADA GRATIS!

Listen up, you mothers and fathers! El Jefe here with an important announcement! I didn’t buy a bunch of climate controlled storage units and stay single all these years and not have kids so I could more easily buy whatever I wanted to build a cache of everything awesome so I could create an additional slow but consistent income stream so I can retire at 55 and laugh at the rest of you to be bartered by a bunch of rat-packing, garage sale, flea market hoarders. Keep your filthy hands of my grub. And your salty offers out of my ear! Ya Hear?! And when they ask who the Hugh was that? You can tell ‘em El Jefe sent you! By the way that’s my tagline and alter-identy. I’m really just a nice dude with some shit for sale. Send me your best offer for this gorgeous #Timberland TriFold #Velcro #waterproof #ripstop #Wallet (this ain’t a card or key holder, goshdarnit!) I just realized that PM doesn’t simply have “wallets” as a category. Add it to the list along with tracksuits you filthy animals!!