"Ladies please feel free to make me an offer"

Hi...im hear to answer any questions and take reasonable offers....but please don't lowball, we are all here to sell and earn descent money for our items. We all put alot of effort, time and all are at need in different ways, and if where here selling, we all respect each others sales, pricing and offer descent offers, so please do not misrespect by offering half of what the item is worth. I am open to descent offers, bundle deals. Thank you fellow poshers...lets sell...good luck everyone!